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In order to assure the highest levels of quality work and productivity from students, it will be our policy to keep all students well-taught through our program of Special High Intensity Teaching (S.H.I.T.) we are trying to give our students more s.h.i.t. than any other schools. If you feel that you do not receive your share of s.h.i.t. on the course, please see your lecturer. You will immediately be placed at the top of the s.h.i.t. list, and our lecturers are especially skilled at seeing you get all the s.h.i.t. you can handle.
Students who don't knkow s.h.i.t. will be placed in departmental educational evaluation programs (d.e.e.p.s.h.i.t.) Those who fail to take d.e.e.p.s.h.i.t. seriously will have to go to Educational attitude Training (e.a.t.s.h.i.t.)
Since our lecturers took s.h..i.t. before they graduated, they don't have to do s.h.i.t. anymore, as they are all full of s.h.i.t. already. If you are full of s.h.i.t., you may be interested in a job teaching others. we can add your name to our basic Understanding Lecture List (b.u.l.l.s.h.i.t.)
For students who are intending to pursue a carrier in management and consultancy, we will refer you to the Department of Managerial Operational Research Education (m.o.r.e.s.h.i.t.) This course places emphasis on how to managet m.o.r.e.s.h.i.t. If you have further questions, please direct them to our head Of Teaching special High Intensity Training (h.o.t.s.h.i.t.)
Thank you,
Boss In general special High Intensity Training (b.i.g.s.h.i.t.)
I saw a different form of this post on facebook some weeks ago
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Ha, this got a chuckle. At first I didn't know what to make of it, till I saw the acronym for the first time.
HA, this is cute.
Sounds like a lot of my teachers took this course.
Mine too! LOL
Hahaha.
I was reading this, just as my friend was muttering and grumbling about teachers. lol. I told him about it.